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[13 May 2011|03:30pm] |
Thanks, life, for the belated birthday present. I guess it can't get much worse. F
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| six. |
[12 May 2011|09:05pm] |
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What a lovely birthday.
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| five. |
[28 Apr 2011|01:34am] |
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Word of advice: if you kill someone, don't get a tattoo about it.
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| four. |
[21 Apr 2011|01:17am] |
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Jesus Christ, what else can go wrong?
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| three. |
[15 Apr 2011|12:35am] |
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Who knew Peter Gabriel was such an aphrodisiac?
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[14 Apr 2011|12:05am] |
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Well, I feel like a goddamn, honest-to-God detective. I don't even care that I used "god" twice there in pretty much mutually exclusive ways.
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| one. |
[10 Apr 2011|09:25pm] |
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If anyone needs me, I'm sleeping until Tuesday.
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